Toilet Humour poetry competition
Okay, we like a laugh at Toptoilets.com Portable Toilet Hire. We’re dealing with toilets for goodness sake! You’ve got to have a sense of humour.
So, today we had a competiton with the staff to see who could write the funniest poem about what we do for our summer email promotion. Don’t read these if you’re easily offended!
Ant’s entry:
Starting to stink,
Tired of washing in the sink
Hire a shower
With or without power
Event or long term hire
Have a wash without losing too much dosh
call 08000 82 80 83 now
Danny’s entry:
If you need a portable toilet for any event in the year, Top Toilets would love to adhere,
From one single loo to a trailer with two, Top Toilets can suit your needs,
Need a shower for a day, Single or Double Bay,
No job is too small , just give us a call and Top Toilets will be there in a flash
It isn’t that hard, you can pay with your card,
So book it today, there’s no other way, its 08000 82 80 83.
Top Toilets, We’re Shit Hot!
Ant’s other entry:
What do you do when you need the loo in an English country garden,
Either pull down your pants and do it on the ants or Hire a portable loo
from the TopToilets crew
No job to big or small, we will provide something to go on for you all!
Call us now, don’t delay and save your bathroom from being ruined today
08000 82 80 83
Toptoilets .com
Louise’s entry:
The was a woman from Daventry
Who insisted she needed a lavatory
She didn’t stall
And gave Toptoilets a call
And this allowed her to have a wee
Lou’s other entry:
If you need to go to the loo
Here’s something that you should do
Give Toptoilets a call
Cos they do it all
Now sit back and have a brew!
Kyle’s entry:
We’ve got toilets
We’ve got showers
We’ve got it all to empty your bladder
If you are holding an event this summer
Then wouldn’t going without a toilet be a bummer?
Or even one of our toilet blocks that’s as big as a hummer?
Call us now on the number below
Or feel the wrath of jay z’s flow
Our toilets make you go WO
Better than a song from the rapper Fat Jo
Minimum hire is 2 weeks
This makes all the other companies look Bleak
So get on the phone before our orders peak
But only if you need a leak!
Kyle Davidson
age 22 1/2
and here’s Katy’s:
There was a you lady called Sue
Who was always in need of a poo
Her house had four bogs
Where she laid all her logs
But her garden was missing a loo
She yearned for a toilet on tap
To fill this unbearable gap.
Yet she felt rather frugal
So she searched throughout Google.
Toptoilets! A credit crunch crap.
Which do you think is best? Leave a comment on this blog.
(by the way – we don’t profess to be literary greats, just great at toilet hire)
May 28, 2009 at 3:56 pm | toilet hire |
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