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Our Portable Toilets Are Too Hot Too Handle!

Curry…and toilets. The two have been connected in the past, but never in this way before. Quite frankly, it’s making us feel a bit squeamish, I mean what’s wrong with a good old fashioned plate?!

August 31, 2010 at 9:12 am | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized |
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Portable Loo Hire Sussex

Do our services know no ends? We had a customer who had two events, one in York and then on the same day, needing portable loo hire Sussex, we could supply both, even though there’s about 250 miles apart… The driver even had some fish and chips for lunch on the promenade!

August 29, 2010 at 9:17 am | Toilet Hire |
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Portable Loo Hire Northamptonshire

Looking for portable loo hire Northamptonshire? Cross your legs no longer! Toptoilets covers the whole of Northamptonshire including Towcester, Kettering, Corby, Wellingborough and Brackley. In fact no matter how remote you are, Toptoilets guarantees to reach you – by hook or by crook. So if you need a luxury trailer unit for a wedding in Bugbrooke, or a loos for a camping event in Oundle, give us a call on 08000 82 80 83!

August 24, 2010 at 9:50 am | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized, toilet hire |
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We Cater for a More Comfortable Portable Loo Hire Lanarkshire

Don’t you hate it when you’re having a little quiet time on the loo, and you turn to the loo roll…and there’s nothing there.

Unfortunately we can’t provide a loo with such extensive choice of loo paper like the pic above, but we can we prevent this situation from arising by providing fresh loo roll, so if you’re in need of a portable loo hire Lanarkshire, give us a tinkle! (No pun intended)

August 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized |
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Portable Loo Hire Yorkshire

OK…we smell an opportunity.

We read with interest that beach houses in places like Scarborough are reaching sky high prices – up to £35,000 in some areas. A wooden hut set in sand is more than most people’s annual salary. With no running water, drainage…or toilet.

So with all these people spending silly money on beach huts, we guess they’ll need somewhere to go spend a penny. So this is just an announcement to all you Scarborough beach hutters out there – all you have to do is ring our portable loo hire Yorkshire line and get in touch, and we’ll supply you with as many toilets for your coastal residence as you want!

August 22, 2010 at 8:34 am | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized |
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Portable Loo Hire Wolverhampton

We read recently of the sad story of a little eight week old puppy found in the toilets of a garage in Wolverhampton.

The puppy was covered in oil and muck and no one has a clue how she got there. She is now being looked after, but we’ll be looking closely in our portable loo hire Wolverhampton depot to check for any more lost puppies. With most of the staff being big animal lovers, we’re such they’ll find a safe home if we do come across any!

August 20, 2010 at 12:33 pm | Toilet Hire |
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Portable Toilets For Sale

Most people just hire portable loos, but if you’re working on a long term project or need a back up loo, it might be a good idea to buy one. We have loads of portable toilets for sale – all you need to do is get in touch with us. We even sort out the clean outs depending on the level of usage (we’ve yet to invent a loo that cleans itself). Ring 08000 82 80 83 for more info.

August 19, 2010 at 11:08 am | Toilets, Uncategorized |
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Calvin Harris Gets Locked in Loo by Nutty Boys Madness

News reports came in last week about Camden geezers Madness locking electro synth prince Calvin Harris in a festival loo.

Minutes before Harris’s show, the Nutty Boys took things ‘One Step Beyond’ and held him hostage, security were called to rescue him. Whilst everyone around found the scene hilarious, Harris tweeted afterwards that he was stuck in a place ‘full of intolerable idiots’.

Calvin Harris - Locking someone in the loo was 'Acceptable in the 80s', but not anymore...

August 18, 2010 at 10:12 am | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized, toilet hire |
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When Portable Toilet Hire Essex Goes Wrong

…Don’t think we’re supposed to find today’s news funny. But we couldn’t help it.

Firefighters in Essex used cutting equipment to rescue an 18-month-old boy who had a toilet seat stuck on his head.

Our portable toilet hire Essex depot is quaking in their boots – we like to keep our loos in one piece!

The boy, from Loughton, had put the training toilet seat on his head but it slipped down over his ears.

(To be honest, there’s probably a few people who work here who would think putting a potty on their heads is a good idea.)

Firefighter Steve Seary said: “It was around his neck, but it wasn’t causing him any difficulties. We used a pedal cutter… to cut the toilet seat away.

“The boy was really brave and sat still so we could work.”

Potty on head, not on bum...an easy mistake to make...

August 17, 2010 at 10:06 am | Toilet Hire, Uncategorized |
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What Do You Get When You Cross Your Mobile Phone and Portable Loo Hire Southampton?

…A breeding ground for disease, according to a new study.

A report shows that one in twenty of us Twitter on the shi…, er, toilet, making our laptops, iphones and blackberrys susceptible to carrying harmful bacteria affecting hundred of people. What grossed us out even more, is that one in three people admit to not using soap when washing their hands after visiting the loo. C’mon people, a ten second handwash won’t kill you and the good thing is, when you book portable loo hire Southampton with us, or elsewhere, we supply sinks, handwash and paper towels in all cubicles – so all you shirkers don’t have an excuse anymore!

August 16, 2010 at 9:54 am | Toilet Hire |
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